Monday, May 02, 2005

Wedding Planning Blues

Dear Eddie and Jess,
If you find that planning your wedding is making you insane enough to cut your hair and take a Greyhound to New Mexico, please think twice. Riding a Greyhound for several hundred miles would be much more unpleasant than planning a wedding. You'd probably get stuck next to someone who chats more than Aunt Ginny.

On the other hand, if you're getting cold feet it would be better to skip down a few days before the wedding rather than wait until your wedding day.

Love,
Your best man

1 comment:

Ed McCormick said...

I guess you didnt hear. Me and Jessica broke up...again!