Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tiger Woods to return for the Masters!


"How generous of Tiger to take an indefinite leave from golf, when there is no golf being played!!! Why do I envision him miraculously being a better father, husband and person just in time for the Masters? Because as you have seen over the last 2 weeks, he is an arrogant a-hole"  Ed McCormick, December 17, 2009


Eddie, you'd better prepare yourself for the possibility of a Tiger victory.

3 comments:

Ed McCormick said...

How eloquent!

Anyone who thought anything different would happen, doesnt know Tiger. This just confirms his arrogance.

I pray the golf gods of Augusta are kind to me....like giving him cancer of the arms.

Michael said...

Ed (The Sage),
Didn't you also predict the culinary ineptitude of the Bay House?
You have a gift. Perhaps you can share a stock tip for La Famigilia?

Ed McCormick said...

Ok, here goes:

Prediction # 1 - Empire City will receive a failing health dept grade after finding ground horse in the hamburgers

Prediction # 2 - Uncle Jack will purchase Donte's Inferno the video game

Prediction # 3 - Brendan will soon post about a polish/Irish soup on this blog